More Family Jokes
- My son asked why we always stop for gas stations with clean bathrooms specifically. I told him it's a skill you develop, not a coincidence.
- I told the kids we're not stopping for snacks on this road trip. We stopped four times, and I bought most of the snacks myself.
- My noise-cancelling headphones broke during the busiest week of the year. The universe has a real sense of timing.
- I asked my daughter to help fold laundry. Every sock became mismatched with unnerving consistency.
- I told the kids we're moving to a smaller house. Their first question was whether their toys were coming too, in that exact order of priority.
- I bought new curtains for the living room. My wife said they finally match the couch, three years after we bought it.