More Family Jokes
- I asked my daughter to help fold laundry. Every sock became mismatched with unnerving consistency.
- I told the kids we're moving to a smaller house. Their first question was whether their toys were coming too, in that exact order of priority.
- I bought new curtains for the living room. My wife said they finally match the couch, three years after we bought it.
- I taught my son to whistle this weekend. He hasn't stopped since, and I've started to regret my life choices.
- I got a parking ticket for being one minute over. The meter maid and I now have a rich, complicated history.
- My son asked why I always check the oil in the car myself. I told him it's one of the last mysteries left where I actually know the answer.