More Family Jokes
- I got a parking ticket for being one minute over. The meter maid and I now have a rich, complicated history.
- My son asked why I always check the oil in the car myself. I told him it's one of the last mysteries left where I actually know the answer.
- I tried to be a mind reader once. Turns out I'm just extremely good at guessing based on context clues.
- My daughter asked why I always double-check the front door is locked. Two minutes later she asked why I was checking it again.
- I decided to take up bird watching. So far I've watched exactly one pigeon do absolutely nothing for twenty minutes.
- My son asked why grown-ups always say 'we'll talk about it later' and then never do. I told him that's a skill you learn eventually.