More Family Jokes
- I tried to be a mind reader once. Turns out I'm just extremely good at guessing based on context clues.
- My daughter asked why I always double-check the front door is locked. Two minutes later she asked why I was checking it again.
- I decided to take up bird watching. So far I've watched exactly one pigeon do absolutely nothing for twenty minutes.
- My son asked why grown-ups always say 'we'll talk about it later' and then never do. I told him that's a skill you learn eventually.
- I told my daughter I'm always right. She's now keeping a running tally on the fridge to test that theory.
- My son asked how I got so good at pretending to listen. I told him it's a skill honed over years of long meetings.