More Family Jokes
- I told my daughter I'm always right. She's now keeping a running tally on the fridge to test that theory.
- My son asked how I got so good at pretending to listen. I told him it's a skill honed over years of long meetings.
- I told my daughter practice makes perfect. She practiced arguing with me for two straight hours and made her point extremely well.
- I asked the barista for a large coffee. She asked if I meant 'venti,' and I asked if that changes the price of my dignity.
- My son asked why dads always carry extra napkins in the car. I opened the glovebox, which contained forty-three napkins and no explanation.
- I told my daughter honesty is the best policy. She then honestly told me my cooking wasn't great, and I regretted the lesson immediately.