More Family Jokes
- My son asked why I still get nervous before his school plays. I told him some things never stop mattering, no matter how many times you've seen them.
- My daughter's science fair volcano actually erupted at the wrong moment, live, in front of three judges and one very startled parent.
- I asked my son what two plus two equals. He said fish, then explained that math is boring and fish are not.
- There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness. Mine is fantasy football.
- Bedtime negotiations in this house last longer than most corporate mergers, and involve significantly more crying.
- The dinner table debate over whether cereal counts as soup lasted a full twenty minutes and ended with no resolution whatsoever.