More Family Jokes
- I asked the barista for a large coffee. She asked if I meant 'venti,' and I asked if that changes the price of my dignity.
- My son asked why dads always carry extra napkins in the car. I opened the glovebox, which contained forty-three napkins and no explanation.
- I told my daughter honesty is the best policy. She then honestly told me my cooking wasn't great, and I regretted the lesson immediately.
- My son asked why I still get nervous before his school plays. I told him some things never stop mattering, no matter how many times you've seen them.
- My daughter's science fair volcano actually erupted at the wrong moment, live, in front of three judges and one very startled parent.
- I asked my son what two plus two equals. He said fish, then explained that math is boring and fish are not.