More Family Jokes
- I decided to take up bird watching. So far I've watched exactly one pigeon do absolutely nothing for twenty minutes.
- My son asked why grown-ups always say 'we'll talk about it later' and then never do. I told him that's a skill you learn eventually.
- I told my daughter I'm always right. She's now keeping a running tally on the fridge to test that theory.
- My son asked how I got so good at pretending to listen. I told him it's a skill honed over years of long meetings.
- I told my daughter practice makes perfect. She practiced arguing with me for two straight hours and made her point extremely well.
- I asked the barista for a large coffee. She asked if I meant 'venti,' and I asked if that changes the price of my dignity.