More Family Jokes
- I tried meal planning for the whole week. By Wednesday we were back to cereal for dinner.
- My daughter told me my dance moves at the wedding were 'a lot.' I've decided to take that as high praise.
- I bought a boat. Best day of my life was buying it, second best day was selling it.
- My son asked why we always stop for gas stations with clean bathrooms specifically. I told him it's a skill you develop, not a coincidence.
- I told the kids we're not stopping for snacks on this road trip. We stopped four times, and I bought most of the snacks myself.
- My noise-cancelling headphones broke during the busiest week of the year. The universe has a real sense of timing.