More Seasonal Jokes
- I hosted Thanksgiving this year. My cooking skills and my confidence were not on the same guest list.
- I put together a New Year's resolution list. I've already broken half of it, and it's only January 2nd.
- I tried to hang the stockings by the chimney with care. One fell, startled the cat, and the tree hasn't recovered since.
- I bought a real tree for Christmas this year. My allergies filed a formal complaint by day two.
- I tried to teach the kids how fireworks work this Fourth of July. Mostly they learned how loudly I can yell 'get back.'
- I asked my kids to help decorate cookies for the holidays. We now have twelve cookies that look like abstract crime scenes.