More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried making a gingerbread house this year. The building inspector, also me, condemned it immediately.
- I asked my kids to help wrap presents this year. Now half the living room is taped to the couch.
- I bought fireworks that promised a spectacular show. What I got was one sad fizzle and a very confused cat.
- I tried to catch the Easter Bunny on camera this year. Turns out he's surprisingly camera shy for someone who hides eggs professionally.
- I hosted Thanksgiving this year. My cooking skills and my confidence were not on the same guest list.
- I put together a New Year's resolution list. I've already broken half of it, and it's only January 2nd.