More Pun Jokes
- A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
- I told my therapist I keep thinking about the past, present, and future. She said that's a tense situation.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know which one arrives first.