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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Roswell. Roswell who? Roswell, this is taking longer than expected, isn't it?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Endora. Endora who? Endora bell been broken for a while, sorry about that.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Thaddea. Thaddea who? Thaddea last name I've got, promise this is it.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cosmo. Cosmo who? Cosmo the yard already, it's practically a jungle.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marcus. Marcus who? Marcus down as officially, thoroughly confused right now.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Delphine. Delphine who? Delphine print on this joke was hard to read, sorry.

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