Home Knock Knock Jokes The knock-knock joke is the first joke most of us ever learned and the last one we admit to still enjoying. Each of these follows the classic call-and-response, so you will need a willing volunteer to say "who’s there?" at the right moment. Tap through them to reveal each punchline at your own pace.
289 knock knock jokes, free to read — tap any card to reveal the punchline.
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Tap: Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
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Boo.
Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke.
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Nobel.
No bell, that's why I knocked.
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Alpaca.
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
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Dishes.
Dishes a really bad joke, isn't it?
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Olive.
Olive you and I miss you already.
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Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Cargo.
Car go beep beep, that's why I'm laughing.
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Ice cream.
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Honeydew.
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
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Tank.
You're welcome.
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Turnip.
Turnip the music, this is my jam!
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Justin.
Justin time for dinner, I hope.
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Little old lady.
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Interrupting sneeze.
Interrupting sne— ACHOO!
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Yah.
Glad to see you excited too!
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Adore.
Adore is between us, can you open it?
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Beets.
Beets me, I already forgot the punchline.
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Radio.
Radio not, here I come!
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Cash.
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Annie.
Annie body home?
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Says.
Says me, that's who!
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Skip.
Skip the small talk, let's eat.
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Doris.
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.
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Aida.
Aida whole pizza, don't judge me.
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Wendy.
Wendy bell doesn't work, you knock instead.
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Sam.
Sam time next week, same joke.
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Distance.
Distance is too far to keep shouting, let me in.
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Weir.
Weird question to ask a stranger at the door, isn't it?
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Butter.
Butter let me in, it's cold out here.
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Ken.
Ken you let me in already?
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Ivan.
Ivan to come in, it's freezing.
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Felix.
Felix-cited to see you!
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Waddle.
Waddle you do without me?
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Howard.
Howard I know, you're the one at the door.
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Duane.
Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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Nana.
Nana your business, just let me in.
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Pecan.
Pecan someone your own size!
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Hal.
Hal be honest, I forgot why I knocked.
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Mikey.
Mikey doesn't fit in the lock, can you open up?
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Water.
Water you waiting for, open up!
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Ash.
Ash-ually, I forgot what I was going to say.
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Colleen.
Colleen up your room, it's a disaster in there.
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Amos.
A mosquito just bit me, can I come in?
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Norma Lee.
Norma Lee I'd introduce myself properly, but I'm in a rush.
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Carrie.
Carrie this bag for me, my arms are full.
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Lena.
Lena little closer, I'll tell you a secret.
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Warren.
Warren you gonna let me in, it's raining.
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Barbie.
Barbie-cue is ready, come and get it.
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Theodore.
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked.
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Kanga.
No, kangaroo, actually.
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Cecil.
Cecil around, we'll find a table.
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Ferdie.
Ferdie last time, please open the door.
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Meyer.
Meyer gosh, is that really the time?
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Zeke.
Zeke and ye shall find, but first open the door.
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Otto.
Otto know this joke by now, we've done it twice.
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Isabel.
Isabel-ieve you're not going to open this door, are you?
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Gladys.
Gladys finally Friday, aren't you?
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Vera.
Vera nice to meet you, now let me in.
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Yvonne.
Yvonne to know if you're going to open this door or not.
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Erik.
Erik-static I finally found this house, wrong door though.
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Alaska.
Alaska one more time, are you going to let me in?
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Esther.
Esther anybody gonna answer this door or what?
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Hugo.
Hugo ahead, I'll wait right here.
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Freida.
Freida your own devices, you'd never guess.
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Denise.
Denise are what you kneel on, open the door.
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Pizza.
Pizza mind, I forgot why I'm here.
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Wendell.
Wendell this joke actually get funny?
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Butcher.
Butcher best foot forward, this is a big moment.
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Sadie.
Sadie magic word and I'll let you in.
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Ida.
Ida know, I forgot what I came here to say.
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Gwen.
Gwen are you going to stop asking and let me in?
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Alfie.
Alfie sorry if this isn't a good time.
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Marion.
Marion me was the best decision I ever made, open the door.
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Toby.
Toby fair, this is a pretty good knock-knock joke.
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Shelby.
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
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Reed.
Reed between the lines, I'm not leaving until you open up.
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Dexter.
Dexter halls with boughs of holly, wrong season though.
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Norma.
Norma-lly I wouldn't knock twice, but here we are.
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Ginger.
Ginger-ly opening the door might be a good idea, for both of us.
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Chester.
Chester minute, I know I have the right address.
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Beulah.
Beulah one who has to answer, I'm just knocking.
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Winnie.
Winnie are you going to answer the door already?
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Omar.
Omar goodness, wrong house again.
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Rupert.
Rupert the wrong number in the phone, wrong door too apparently.
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Philippa.
Philippa these forms out, I need your signature.
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Perry.
Perry-aps you should just open the door and see.
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Herb.
Herb-ally, this is my last knock before I give up.
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Stella.
Stella waiting out here, you know.
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Gordon.
Gordon bless you if you don't open this door soon.
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Delia.
Delia the cards already, we're waiting to play.
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Vincent.
Vincent you a message an hour ago, did you get it?
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Everett.
Everett all the snacks already? Slow down.
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Kenya.
Kenya guess what I brought you? It's not candy, sorry.
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Bea.
Bea reasonable and let me in already.
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Amara.
Amara a few minutes late, sorry about that.
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Simone.
Simone here already answered, wrong door.
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Wilma.
Wilma knocking ever end, or should I just wait here forever?
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Jasper.
Jasper minute, let me check if this is the right house.
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Maddox.
Maddox up your friend for me, wrong door.
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Prudence.
Prudence a virtue, but so is opening this door.
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Bruno.
Bruno good reason for this joke, honestly.
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Fenton.
Fenton around, we're gonna find out.
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Aurora.
Aurora you gonna open up or just stand there?
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Percy.
Percy-vere, I've almost found the right joke here.
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Marlowe.
Marlowe and behold, you finally opened the door.
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Harriet.
Harriet up, we're going to be late.
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Lorraine.
Lorraine is coming, better bring an umbrella.
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Wanda.
Wanda if you're ever going to open this door.
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Sidney.
Sidney down, we've got a lot to catch up on.
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Lyle.
Lyle tell you once I'm inside, it's a long story.
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Rosalind.
Rosalind me twenty bucks, can I have it back?
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Tobias.
Tobias or not to Tobias, that's not really a question here.
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Gareth.
Gareth ye all, I've got news.
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Beatrix.
Beatrix are getting harder to come up with, honestly.
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Rosco.
Rosco's out back if you're looking for him.
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Clementine.
Clementine to see you, been a while.
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Desmond.
Desmond of a joke needs a better ending, sorry.
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Rufus.
Rufus leaking, better call someone.
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Mabel.
Mabel you should just check who it is next time.
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Quentin.
Quentin line, I've been here a while.
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Fitzgerald.
Fitzgerald be honest, that's a mouthful of a name.
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Bertram.
Bertram-endously glad you finally answered.
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Prudholm.
Prudholm on, I think I've got the wrong address entirely.
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Adelaide.
Adelaide the table already, dinner's ready.
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Cornelius.
Cornelius the only vegetable my kids will actually eat.
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Winifred.
Winifred you'd never ask, but here we are.
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Peregrine.
Peregrine light means go, you know.
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Thaddeus.
Thaddeus the last time I try a hard name for this joke.
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Cordelia.
Cordelia think this door is ever going to open?
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Montgomery.
Montgomery Christmas to you too, bit early I know.
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Barnaby.
Barnaby quiet, someone's trying to sleep.
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Reginald.
Reginald office called, they said take a lunch break.
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Bartholomew.
Bartholomew's got the longest name in this whole joke book.
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Wilhelmina.
Wilhelmina go get the door myself next time.
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Ambrose.
Ambrose to tell you a joke, if you'll let me in.
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Persephone.
Persephone rang and it was for you, ironically.
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Octavia.
Octavia good reason for knocking, actually.
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Leopold.
Leopold position is getting uncomfortable, let me in.
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Cassius.
Cassius short on time, let's get to the punchline.
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Tobiah.
Tobiah honest, this is the last name I've got left.
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Marguerite.
Marguerite day for a joke, don't you think?
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Everly.
Everly morning I regret setting this alarm.
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Emmeline.
Emmeline of people at the coffee shop was unreal today.
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Ignatius.
Ignatius the last knock-knock name I've got in me today.
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Clementina.
Clementina bit longer for a name, but it's mine.
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Balthazar.
Balthazar last one, I promise, then I'm done.
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Zachariah.
Zachariah long name but a short attention span, let's go.
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Rosalyn.
Rosalyn the garden needs watering, could you help?
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Josephine.
Josephine-uinely lost, is this the right street?
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Percival.
Percival always take the scenic route to the point.
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Georgiana.
Georgiana wondering when you'd get here, come on in.
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Wolfgang.
Wolfgang on, I think I hear my phone.
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Cressida.
Cressida road looked slippery, be careful out there.
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Hortense.
Hortense situation could really use a laugh right now.
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Frederica.
Frederica lly need to use your bathroom, it's urgent.
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Theodora.
Theodora needs oiling, it's making a terrible noise.
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Millicent.
Millicent me a text saying you'd be late, I never got it.
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Anastasia.
Anastasia at home tonight sounds perfect, honestly.
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Fitzwilliam.
Fitzwilliam take a while to say, so I'll just come in.
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Petunia.
Petunia self, would you open this already?
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Cuthbert.
Cuthbert my finger trying to open your mailbox.
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Evangeline.
Evangeline for a snack, is that so wrong?
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Guinevere.
Guinevere gonna guess, are you?
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Bartholomea.
Bartholomea a minute to catch my breath, that's a long walk.
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Cornelia.
Cornelia the door, I brought pizza.
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Beauregard.
Beauregard, that's a lot of syllables for one doorbell.
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Millard.
Millard around here somewhere, have you seen him?
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Rosamund.
Rosamund the corner if you're looking for the mailbox.
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Fenwick.
Fenwick around and find out, as the kids say.
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Sylvester.
Sylvester day I finally fixed that leak, don't jinx it.
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Prudencia.
Prudencia self, could you spare a cup of sugar?
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Clarabelle.
Clarabelle doesn't work, that's why I'm knocking.
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Rosencrantz.
Rosencrantz might take a minute, that's a real name.
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Griselda.
Griselda house down the street, wrong one though.
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Cassandra.
Cassandra light, I brought your keys.
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Mortimer.
Mortimer that door creaks, the sooner I'm in.
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Archibald.
Archibald spot is showing, better get a hat.
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Nigel.
Nigel-y believe it, I'm actually early for once.
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Dorothea.
Dorothea best I could with this name, honestly.
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Ferdinand.
Ferdinand out what happened, ask your sister.
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Solomon.
Solomon this street looks exactly the same, hard to find you.
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Prosper.
Prosper-ly speaking, this joke needed more setup.
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Isolde.
Isolde my old car, needed the space in the driveway.
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Ophelia.
Ophelia bit silly asking, but is this the right house?
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Lucretia.
Lucretia comfort you're not, standing out in the rain.
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Ezra.
Ezra anybody actually going to answer, or should I just leave?
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Callum.
Callum crazy, but I think this is the wrong address.
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Silas.
Silas concerned as I am about this whole situation, honestly.
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Genevra.
Genevra going to open up, or is this a standoff?
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Aldous.
Aldous knocking is making my knuckles hurt, let me in.
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Cyrus.
Cyrus this door is going to stay closed forever, I might just go home.
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Basil.
Basil never grow if you don't water it, just saying.
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Roswell.
Roswell, this is taking longer than expected, isn't it?
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Endora.
Endora bell been broken for a while, sorry about that.
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Thaddea.
Thaddea last name I've got, promise this is it.
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Cosmo.
Cosmo the yard already, it's practically a jungle.
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Marcus.
Marcus down as officially, thoroughly confused right now.
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Delphine.
Delphine print on this joke was hard to read, sorry.
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Rufio.
Rufio's leaking again, better grab a bucket.
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Linus.
Linus up already, we're going to be late for the movie.
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Orson.
Orson around, that's what you're doing standing out there.
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Faustina.
Faustina minute there I thought nobody was home.
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Winona.
Winona see you standing there like that again, come in.
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Casimir.
Casimir this door open just a little more?
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Marcellus.
Marcellus me a big favor and open this door.
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Constance.
Constance ly forgetting my keys, that's why I knock.
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Marisol.
Marisol out of gas right down the street, help!
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Theophilus.
Theophilus in the form before you leave, please.
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Guinevere the second.
Guinevere, I promise this is the last one.
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Octavian.
Octavian a decision on dinner would be great, thanks.
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Rosalind the third.
Rosalind, this joke format is getting a workout.
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Aurelius.
Aurelius good time to talk, or is this bad timing?
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Bellamy.
Bellamy doesn't work, so I'm knocking instead.
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Cassiopeia.
Cassiopeia back what you owe me sometime this century?
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Demosthenes.
Demosthenes are the toughest questions I've had all week.
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Guillermo.
Guillermo patient than this, honestly, but here we are.
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Leopoldine.
Leopoldine your last chance before I walk away.
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Maximilian.
Maximilian effort just to get this joke to land.
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Genevieve the elder.
Genevieve, I think we're out of names.
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Hyacinth.
Hyacinth this is a bit of a strange time to visit, but here I am.
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Lucasta.
Lucasta glance at your porch light, it's out.
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Ozymandias.
Ozymandias afraid I've got the wrong address, apologies.
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Philomena.
Philomena's the one who gave me this address, blame her.
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Theodosia.
Theodosia open or should I just wait out here?
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Wilfreda.
Wilfreda afraid this is the wrong house, but hello anyway.
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Marmaduke.
Marmaduke and I are locked out, can you let us in?
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Wendeline.
Wendeline forms are due, I'll wait for your answer.
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Rutherford.
Rutherford this street looks unfamiliar, wrong turn maybe.
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Sigmund.
Sigmund the paper before you leave, please.
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Cuthbertson.
Cuthbertson finally learned to knock properly.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Prudence the second.
Prudence, we're really stretching these names now.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Baxter.
Baxter opinion, I still think we should order pizza.
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Tap: Who's there?
Delacroix.
Delacroix down the street just towed my car, help.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Zinnia.
Zinnia the mood for a joke, or should I come back later?
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Aloysius.
Aloysius the right house, I'm fairly confident.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Alistair.
Alistair at the ceiling when I can't sleep, works every time.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Marisela.
Marisela the deal, I brought donuts for everyone.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Radcliffe.
Radcliffe me, I think I've got the wrong floor.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Ignatia.
Ignatia these forms need signing before Friday.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Cassian.
Cassian your eyes over this proposal when you get a chance.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Beauregarde.
Beauregarde, I think I've got the wrong apartment.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Cordwainer.
Cordwainer minute while I check my messages.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Persimmon.
Persimmon around here must know where the exit is.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Barnabus.
Barnabus just left, you might catch it at the corner.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Rosalinde.
Rosalinde me some sugar, I'm out for the recipe.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Josiah.
Josiah standing out here forever, or you gonna let me in?
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Tap: Who's there?
Evangelina.
Evangelina up outside your window, look down.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Montague.
Montague along with a very specific plan today.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Hepzibah.
Hepzibah honest, I've never used this name before.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Bartimaeus.
Bartimaeus a bad time, but I'll just wait here.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Thomasina.
Thomasina you around here somewhere before, haven't I?
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Tap: Who's there?
Cadence.
Cadence door open a little faster next time?
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Beaumont.
Beaumont this is a weird time to knock, sorry about that.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Florentine.
Florentine minutes late, traffic was brutal.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Marigold.
Marigold star sticker for answering the door, well done.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Nathaniel.
Nathaniel be a good enough reason, right?
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Anselm.
Anselm this is definitely the right house, I checked twice.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Sebastiana.
Sebastiana bit worried I've got the wrong floor, honestly.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Loretta.
Loretta know if you're home, I'll come back later.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Humphrey.
Humphrey parking today, lucky for once.
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Tap: Who's there?
Cleopatra.
Cleopatra minute, I dropped something at the door.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Ferdinanda.
Ferdinanda last time, I'm not leaving until you answer.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Rudyard.
Rudyard believe how long I've been standing out here.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Marcelline.
Marcelline of people at the bakery was worth it, trust me.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Lavinia.
Lavinia hurry, can we skip to the punchline?
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Emmanuelle.
Emmanuelle of trouble if you don't open this soon.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Balthasar.
Balthasar the wrong door, I think, sorry about that.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Wolfram.
Wolfram this angle, you look like you're expecting someone else.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Isadora.
Isadora locked, or is it just stuck?
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Vespasian.
Vespasian long enough out here, let me in already.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Ottoline.
Ottoline forming outside the bakery, better hurry.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Callisto.
Callisto see if you're home before I drove all this way.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Berengaria.
Berengaria long name today, let's just say hi.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Grantham.
Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.
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Tap: Who's there?
Philippine.
Philippine-ished with this joke, I promise, last one.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Osbert.
Osbert this is a bad time, I can come back.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Rosemary the second.
Rosemary, we've genuinely used every name we know.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Cornelius the third.
Cornelius, we're really running out of variations here.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Ignatius the second.
Ignatius genuinely my last Latin name, I checked.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Barnabus the second.
Barnabus, we've genuinely run through the whole family tree.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Winnifred the elder.
Winnifred, this has officially become a whole saga.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Cassandra the younger.
Cassandra, I think we've officially exhausted this format.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Reginald the third.
Reginald, at this point we should just wave instead.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Frobisher.
Frobisher own good, just let me explain.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Prudholm the second.
Prudholm, this is genuinely the final name in the book.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Cadwallader.
Cadwallader believe I finally remembered how to spell that.
Knock knock.
Tap: Who's there?
Featherstone.
Featherstone throw from perfect, but I'll take it.
