More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Theodora. Theodora who? Theodora needs oiling, it's making a terrible noise.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Millicent. Millicent who? Millicent me a text saying you'd be late, I never got it.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Anastasia. Anastasia who? Anastasia at home tonight sounds perfect, honestly.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam who? Fitzwilliam take a while to say, so I'll just come in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Petunia. Petunia who? Petunia self, would you open this already?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cuthbert. Cuthbert who? Cuthbert my finger trying to open your mailbox.