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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Petunia. Petunia who? Petunia self, would you open this already?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cuthbert. Cuthbert who? Cuthbert my finger trying to open your mailbox.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Evangeline. Evangeline who? Evangeline for a snack, is that so wrong?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Guinevere. Guinevere who? Guinevere gonna guess, are you?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Bartholomea. Bartholomea who? Bartholomea a minute to catch my breath, that's a long walk.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelia. Cornelia who? Cornelia the door, I brought pizza.

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