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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelia. Cornelia who? Cornelia the door, I brought pizza.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Beauregard. Beauregard who? Beauregard, that's a lot of syllables for one doorbell.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Millard. Millard who? Millard around here somewhere, have you seen him?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosamund. Rosamund who? Rosamund the corner if you're looking for the mailbox.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Fenwick. Fenwick who? Fenwick around and find out, as the kids say.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Sylvester. Sylvester who? Sylvester day I finally fixed that leak, don't jinx it.

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