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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Prudencia. Prudencia who? Prudencia self, could you spare a cup of sugar?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Clarabelle. Clarabelle who? Clarabelle doesn't work, that's why I'm knocking.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosencrantz. Rosencrantz who? Rosencrantz might take a minute, that's a real name.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Griselda. Griselda who? Griselda house down the street, wrong one though.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassandra. Cassandra who? Cassandra light, I brought your keys.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Mortimer. Mortimer who? Mortimer that door creaks, the sooner I'm in.

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