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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Griselda. Griselda who? Griselda house down the street, wrong one though.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassandra. Cassandra who? Cassandra light, I brought your keys.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Mortimer. Mortimer who? Mortimer that door creaks, the sooner I'm in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Archibald. Archibald who? Archibald spot is showing, better get a hat.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Nigel. Nigel who? Nigel-y believe it, I'm actually early for once.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Dorothea. Dorothea who? Dorothea best I could with this name, honestly.

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