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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ferdinand. Ferdinand who? Ferdinand out what happened, ask your sister.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Solomon. Solomon who? Solomon this street looks exactly the same, hard to find you.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Prosper. Prosper who? Prosper-ly speaking, this joke needed more setup.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Isolde. Isolde who? Isolde my old car, needed the space in the driveway.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ophelia. Ophelia who? Ophelia bit silly asking, but is this the right house?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lucretia. Lucretia who? Lucretia comfort you're not, standing out in the rain.

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