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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ophelia. Ophelia who? Ophelia bit silly asking, but is this the right house?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lucretia. Lucretia who? Lucretia comfort you're not, standing out in the rain.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ezra. Ezra who? Ezra anybody actually going to answer, or should I just leave?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Callum. Callum who? Callum crazy, but I think this is the wrong address.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Silas. Silas who? Silas concerned as I am about this whole situation, honestly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Genevra. Genevra who? Genevra going to open up, or is this a standoff?

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