More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bartholomea. Bartholomea who? Bartholomea a minute to catch my breath, that's a long walk.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelia. Cornelia who? Cornelia the door, I brought pizza.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Beauregard. Beauregard who? Beauregard, that's a lot of syllables for one doorbell.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Millard. Millard who? Millard around here somewhere, have you seen him?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rosamund. Rosamund who? Rosamund the corner if you're looking for the mailbox.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Fenwick. Fenwick who? Fenwick around and find out, as the kids say.