More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam who? Fitzwilliam take a while to say, so I'll just come in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Petunia. Petunia who? Petunia self, would you open this already?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cuthbert. Cuthbert who? Cuthbert my finger trying to open your mailbox.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Evangeline. Evangeline who? Evangeline for a snack, is that so wrong?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Guinevere. Guinevere who? Guinevere gonna guess, are you?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bartholomea. Bartholomea who? Bartholomea a minute to catch my breath, that's a long walk.