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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Weir. Weir who? Weird question to ask a stranger at the door, isn't it?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's cold out here.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in already?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to come in, it's freezing.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix-cited to see you!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle you do without me?

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