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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know, you're the one at the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business, just let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal be honest, I forgot why I knocked.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the lock, can you open up?

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