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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for, open up!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Ash-ually, I forgot what I was going to say.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room, it's a disaster in there.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me, can I come in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I'd introduce myself properly, but I'm in a rush.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie this bag for me, my arms are full.

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