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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie this bag for me, my arms are full.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I'll tell you a secret.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Warren. Warren who? Warren you gonna let me in, it's raining.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is ready, come and get it.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, kangaroo, actually.

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