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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is ready, come and get it.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, kangaroo, actually.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cecil. Cecil who? Cecil around, we'll find a table.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ferdie. Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, please open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Meyer. Meyer who? Meyer gosh, is that really the time?

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