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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find, but first open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know this joke by now, we've done it twice.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel-ieve you're not going to open this door, are you?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys finally Friday, aren't you?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Vera. Vera who? Vera nice to meet you, now let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne to know if you're going to open this door or not.

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