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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys finally Friday, aren't you?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Vera. Vera who? Vera nice to meet you, now let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne to know if you're going to open this door or not.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Erik. Erik who? Erik-static I finally found this house, wrong door though.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska one more time, are you going to let me in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther anybody gonna answer this door or what?

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