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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska one more time, are you going to let me in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther anybody gonna answer this door or what?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo ahead, I'll wait right here.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Freida. Freida who? Freida your own devices, you'd never guess.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Denise. Denise who? Denise are what you kneel on, open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza mind, I forgot why I'm here.

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