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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cecil. Cecil who? Cecil around, we'll find a table.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ferdie. Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, please open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Meyer. Meyer who? Meyer gosh, is that really the time?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find, but first open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know this joke by now, we've done it twice.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel-ieve you're not going to open this door, are you?

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