More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal be honest, I forgot why I knocked.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the lock, can you open up?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for, open up!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Ash-ually, I forgot what I was going to say.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room, it's a disaster in there.