More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rupert. Rupert who? Rupert the wrong number in the phone, wrong door too apparently.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Philippa. Philippa who? Philippa these forms out, I need your signature.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Perry. Perry who? Perry-aps you should just open the door and see.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Herb. Herb who? Herb-ally, this is my last knock before I give up.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Stella. Stella who? Stella waiting out here, you know.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Gordon. Gordon who? Gordon bless you if you don't open this door soon.