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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Philippa. Philippa who? Philippa these forms out, I need your signature.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Perry. Perry who? Perry-aps you should just open the door and see.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Herb. Herb who? Herb-ally, this is my last knock before I give up.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Stella. Stella who? Stella waiting out here, you know.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gordon. Gordon who? Gordon bless you if you don't open this door soon.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Delia. Delia who? Delia the cards already, we're waiting to play.

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