More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Grantham. Grantham who? Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Philippine. Philippine who? Philippine-ished with this joke, I promise, last one.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Osbert. Osbert who? Osbert this is a bad time, I can come back.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rosemary the second. Rosemary the second who? Rosemary, we've genuinely used every name we know.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelius the third. Cornelius the third who? Cornelius, we're really running out of variations here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ignatius the second. Ignatius the second who? Ignatius genuinely my last Latin name, I checked.