More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Osbert. Osbert who? Osbert this is a bad time, I can come back.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rosemary the second. Rosemary the second who? Rosemary, we've genuinely used every name we know.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelius the third. Cornelius the third who? Cornelius, we're really running out of variations here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ignatius the second. Ignatius the second who? Ignatius genuinely my last Latin name, I checked.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Barnabus the second. Barnabus the second who? Barnabus, we've genuinely run through the whole family tree.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Winnifred the elder. Winnifred the elder who? Winnifred, this has officially become a whole saga.