More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Marmaduke. Marmaduke who? Marmaduke and I are locked out, can you let us in?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wendeline. Wendeline who? Wendeline forms are due, I'll wait for your answer.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rutherford. Rutherford who? Rutherford this street looks unfamiliar, wrong turn maybe.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Sigmund. Sigmund who? Sigmund the paper before you leave, please.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cuthbertson. Cuthbertson who? Cuthbertson finally learned to knock properly.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Prudence the second. Prudence the second who? Prudence, we're really stretching these names now.