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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Sigmund. Sigmund who? Sigmund the paper before you leave, please.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cuthbertson. Cuthbertson who? Cuthbertson finally learned to knock properly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Prudence the second. Prudence the second who? Prudence, we're really stretching these names now.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Baxter. Baxter who? Baxter opinion, I still think we should order pizza.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Delacroix. Delacroix who? Delacroix down the street just towed my car, help.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Zinnia. Zinnia who? Zinnia the mood for a joke, or should I come back later?

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