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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Linus. Linus who? Linus up already, we're going to be late for the movie.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Orson. Orson who? Orson around, that's what you're doing standing out there.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Faustina. Faustina who? Faustina minute there I thought nobody was home.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Winona. Winona who? Winona see you standing there like that again, come in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Casimir. Casimir who? Casimir this door open just a little more?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marcellus. Marcellus who? Marcellus me a big favor and open this door.

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