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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Callisto. Callisto who? Callisto see if you're home before I drove all this way.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Berengaria. Berengaria who? Berengaria long name today, let's just say hi.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Grantham. Grantham who? Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Philippine. Philippine who? Philippine-ished with this joke, I promise, last one.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Osbert. Osbert who? Osbert this is a bad time, I can come back.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosemary the second. Rosemary the second who? Rosemary, we've genuinely used every name we know.

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