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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marisol. Marisol who? Marisol out of gas right down the street, help!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Theophilus. Theophilus who? Theophilus in the form before you leave, please.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Guinevere the second. Guinevere the second who? Guinevere, I promise this is the last one.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Octavian. Octavian who? Octavian a decision on dinner would be great, thanks.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalind the third. Rosalind the third who? Rosalind, this joke format is getting a workout.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Aurelius. Aurelius who? Aurelius good time to talk, or is this bad timing?

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