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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lyle. Lyle who? Lyle tell you once I'm inside, it's a long story.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalind. Rosalind who? Rosalind me twenty bucks, can I have it back?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tobias. Tobias who? Tobias or not to Tobias, that's not really a question here.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gareth. Gareth who? Gareth ye all, I've got news.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Beatrix. Beatrix who? Beatrix are getting harder to come up with, honestly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosco. Rosco who? Rosco's out back if you're looking for him.

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