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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gareth. Gareth who? Gareth ye all, I've got news.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Beatrix. Beatrix who? Beatrix are getting harder to come up with, honestly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosco. Rosco who? Rosco's out back if you're looking for him.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Clementine. Clementine who? Clementine to see you, been a while.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Desmond. Desmond who? Desmond of a joke needs a better ending, sorry.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus leaking, better call someone.

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