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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Mabel. Mabel who? Mabel you should just check who it is next time.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Quentin. Quentin who? Quentin line, I've been here a while.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald who? Fitzgerald be honest, that's a mouthful of a name.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Bertram. Bertram who? Bertram-endously glad you finally answered.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Prudholm. Prudholm who? Prudholm on, I think I've got the wrong address entirely.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Adelaide. Adelaide who? Adelaide the table already, dinner's ready.

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