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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Adelaide. Adelaide who? Adelaide the table already, dinner's ready.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelius. Cornelius who? Cornelius the only vegetable my kids will actually eat.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Winifred. Winifred who? Winifred you'd never ask, but here we are.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Peregrine. Peregrine who? Peregrine light means go, you know.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Thaddeus. Thaddeus who? Thaddeus the last time I try a hard name for this joke.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cordelia. Cordelia who? Cordelia think this door is ever going to open?

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