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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cordelia. Cordelia who? Cordelia think this door is ever going to open?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Montgomery. Montgomery who? Montgomery Christmas to you too, bit early I know.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Barnaby. Barnaby who? Barnaby quiet, someone's trying to sleep.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Reginald. Reginald who? Reginald office called, they said take a lunch break.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Bartholomew. Bartholomew who? Bartholomew's got the longest name in this whole joke book.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wilhelmina. Wilhelmina who? Wilhelmina go get the door myself next time.

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