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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wilhelmina. Wilhelmina who? Wilhelmina go get the door myself next time.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ambrose. Ambrose who? Ambrose to tell you a joke, if you'll let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Persephone. Persephone who? Persephone rang and it was for you, ironically.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Octavia. Octavia who? Octavia good reason for knocking, actually.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Leopold. Leopold who? Leopold position is getting uncomfortable, let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassius. Cassius who? Cassius short on time, let's get to the punchline.

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