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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Octavia. Octavia who? Octavia good reason for knocking, actually.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Leopold. Leopold who? Leopold position is getting uncomfortable, let me in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassius. Cassius who? Cassius short on time, let's get to the punchline.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tobiah. Tobiah who? Tobiah honest, this is the last name I've got left.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marguerite. Marguerite who? Marguerite day for a joke, don't you think?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Everly. Everly who? Everly morning I regret setting this alarm.

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