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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Emmeline. Emmeline who? Emmeline of people at the coffee shop was unreal today.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ignatius. Ignatius who? Ignatius the last knock-knock name I've got in me today.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Clementina. Clementina who? Clementina bit longer for a name, but it's mine.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Balthazar. Balthazar who? Balthazar last one, I promise, then I'm done.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Zachariah. Zachariah who? Zachariah long name but a short attention span, let's go.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalyn. Rosalyn who? Rosalyn the garden needs watering, could you help?

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